25 Times Mistakes Were Made.
Nathan Johnson
Published
01/01/2021
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New year, same bulls**t.
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1.
“I took some aspirin when I was tired it was really late at night. I realized an hour later that what I took was not aspirin.” -
2.
“My wedding ring was a little tight when we got it 20 years ago, finally had to cut it off today. (We are still happily married)” -
3.
“I accidentally pushed broil button instead of bake button.” -
4.
“Accidentally put Christmas breakfast on an active burner.” -
5.
“Spent all of yesterday splitting oak firewood to sell at a local roadside market today so I could afford to buy my SO a Christmas gift. The county shut the market down this morning. I now have $3, no gift, and a load of firewood getting rained on. Merry Christmas.” -
6.
“Well, at least I’m not allergic to molds?” -
7.
“Got this for Christmas because I always lose my keys, but now I can’t find my keys to put it on the keychain.” -
8.
“We heard crash in the middle of the night – though that was a thief but it was this….” -
9.
“I just wanna go home.” -
10.
“Ordered One Brussel Sprout instead of 1kg! Need to cut it into four to go round!” -
11.
“Christmas dinner did not go as planned. Everyone is all good though!” -
12.
“Puzzling, Things have taken a turn.” -
13.
“This is what happens when you forget to poke a hole in spaghetti squash and then attempt to cut it after it’s baked. It explodes in your face!” -
14.
“My water heater spontaneously decided that it was time to leave the wall. At 4.30 am.” -
15.
“My neighbours had a party last night. That’s my trampoline.” -
16.
“Put my change jar in my trunk so I could take it to the bank.” -
17.
“This morning I added curry instead of cinnamon in my hot milk.” -
18.
“Just plugged in the new monitor I got for Christmas, 144hz never looked so good!” -
19.
“Christmas Lunch ruined for a few extra $ on weigh-in.” -
20.
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21.
“My sister asked for a Nintendo Switch for Xmas… her boyfriend must have misunderstood.” -
22.
“My first apple pie I made last night got left on the roof of my car never to be seen again.” -
23.
“I asked the kids to check on how many eggs we had left, quote “We have plenty.” -
24.
“Postal delivery person forgot to lock my street’s cluster of mail/parcel boxes, and someone decided to steal all the contents.” -
25.
“Came home to find my bike stolen from my porch, Merry Christmas guys.”
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